Wednesday, April 27, 2011

David Letterman's Top Ten Tax Tips

10. IRS deadlines are just suggestions. File your taxes whenever you want.

9. Warlocks may not claim trolls as dependents

8. Make filing more personable by naming your calculator. Mine is named “Owen.”

7. Make sure your accountant went to a real school and not a phony internet college like I did.

6. H Block: Good guy, R Block: complete grease ball

5. Getting a refund? Log on to to spin the wheel and play “double or nothing”

4. If you don’t remember your social security number, make one up

3. Do not use Wesley Snipes’ accountant

2. Not really a tax tip, but accountants are wild in the sack

1. Take it from me, prison’s not so bad